I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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