Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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