Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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