I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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