scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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