At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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