We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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