So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
