I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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