Grow some girl-balls and come out already
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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