toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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