I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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