I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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