Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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