your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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