my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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