But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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