So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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