David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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