glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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