she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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