Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
whose parrot is this?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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