Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
