just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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