That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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