we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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