shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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