We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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