he puts the penis in happiness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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