Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You have to summon your inner elephant
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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