I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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