sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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