i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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