I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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