..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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