Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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