i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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