Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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