i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
