she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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