so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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