AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm always down for nudity.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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