I feel like abortions should bother me more
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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