ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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