I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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