names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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