The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I puked a lego.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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