I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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