He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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