Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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