Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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