His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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