No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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